Defining the Millennial Retard: “Spend Now, Save Later.” Invaluable “Financial Advice” from a Generation of Panty-waste Losers, Half-Wit Stoners, and Goofy Gamers!

Ya Man, Like save later man, Just Have Fun and Explore the world, Like We Got All This Time For Grown Up Stuff Later On Bro! Pass the bong, hand me the Cheetos and the remote.

The following five minutes of fantasy should blow most people’s minds. On the one hand, a ‘veteran’ Wells Fargo asset manager urges Millennials living paycheck-to-paycheck to save “just $26 a week will get to $1 million… because time is on your side.” And on the other hand is a Millennial ‘guru’ who proclaims Millennials should “spend now and save later…”

The confusion builds as the ‘guru’ tries to explain how to travel the world, experience ‘stuff’, and enjoy life more is achievable with no money… simple – “millennials are getting married later”??

Enjoy 5 minutes of sheer nonsense that sums up the world that The Fed and Obama have created – no consequences, no accountability, and no responsibility… because, after all, isn’t it every young Americans’ right to do whatever they want whenever they want and if it doesn’t work out, hey, the government’s got you covered!! SOURCE

2 thoughts on “Defining the Millennial Retard: “Spend Now, Save Later.” Invaluable “Financial Advice” from a Generation of Panty-waste Losers, Half-Wit Stoners, and Goofy Gamers!

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  1. fuck putting gas in the car, just sit there going VROOM VROOM and imagine where you are going and when you get there. We’ve been lied to, the earth is flat, It’s all in the mind, different dimensions, mandela effect, EBT card driven.

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  2. The ‘guru’ is just advocating that we adapt our approach to life to fit the times that we live in. Being a serf was a good idea with a good and generous overlord. Our overlord sucks! Why produce for him? Fuck’em. Go have fun!

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